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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? "Hmmm... well there's an interesting question isn't it?" "Define 'light bulb'..." "How can you be sure it needs changing?"

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. - Attributed to Robert C. Gallagher

Police were called to a day care where a three year old was resisting a rest.

A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?" The other one replies: "I'm fine, thanks." "And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?" "Yes, he is. But he is medit...

Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping. The younger monk came out of his meditation and said: "Flag is flapping" A more experien...